Office Insults

Hahahahahaha to these!!Catch you later in the day..a bit too tied up at work this week!!

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.  

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

How do I set a laser pointer to stun?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

Comments

austere said…
to borrow?
1/22/2009 10:53 AM
Keshi said…
HAHA too funny Amit!

Love the last one alot LOL!

Keshi.
1/23/2009 7:06 AM
AmitL said…
Hi,Austy-sure!!:)
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Hi,Keshi...yep,that was good!!Maybe that's what we all finally want,na?ROFL.
1/23/2009 7:12 AM
Cynic in Wonderland said…
the last one HAS to be the best. amen to that.
1/24/2009 12:53 PM
AmitL said…
Hi,Cyn...LOL..yes,I agree.
1/24/2009 5:36 PM
Vinita Apte said…
hey Amit....thanks for the handy insults...must try out a few around.hehehe
1/24/2009 7:19 PM
Tinsel town buzz said…
OMG... The last one is so so true. Aah life! hehe..
1/28/2009 12:42 AM
AmitL said…
Hi,Aquarius-do let me know the reactions if you do!!:)
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Hi, Shreya-LOL-yes,it is,isn't it?:)
1/28/2009 6:41 AM
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