Office Insults
Hahahahahaha to these!!Catch you later in the day..a bit too tied up at work this week!!
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
How do I set a laser pointer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
How do I set a laser pointer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
Comments
Love the last one alot LOL!
Keshi.
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Hi,Keshi...yep,that was good!!Maybe that's what we all finally want,na?ROFL.
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Hi, Shreya-LOL-yes,it is,isn't it?:)