Thursday, January 22, 2009

Office Insults

Hahahahahaha to these!!Catch you later in the day..a bit too tied up at work this week!!

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.  

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

How do I set a laser pointer to stun?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

8 comments:

austere said...

to borrow?

Keshi said...

HAHA too funny Amit!

Love the last one alot LOL!

Keshi.

AmitL said...

Hi,Austy-sure!!:)
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Hi,Keshi...yep,that was good!!Maybe that's what we all finally want,na?ROFL.

Cynic in Wonderland said...

the last one HAS to be the best. amen to that.

AmitL said...

Hi,Cyn...LOL..yes,I agree.

Aquarius said...

hey Amit....thanks for the handy insults...must try out a few around.hehehe

Tinsel town buzz said...

OMG... The last one is so so true. Aah life! hehe..

AmitL said...

Hi,Aquarius-do let me know the reactions if you do!!:)
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Hi, Shreya-LOL-yes,it is,isn't it?:)