Office Insults
Hahahahahaha to these!!Catch you later in the day..a bit too tied up at work this week!! What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? Do I look like a people person? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? How do I set a laser pointer to stun? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.