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'Sir,Sir'...I heard a voice. I was just walking out of UAE Exchange, so I thought maybe someone(not me) had dropped a few thousand dirhams and a good samaritan, thinking that it was me, was callng out to return them. So, I stopped and turned. And, it was a lady walking fast(fastly, as they say out here). 'Sir, hello..I am so-and-so'. Me: Hello(Still mystified, wondering what it was all about) 'Sir, I'm from so-and-so bank. We are tied up with so-and-so Indian bank, so you can transfer money directly'. Me: No, thanks. I already have a good account with so-and-so bank. *Seeing that one sale has failed, next move with eyes wide open*: 'Sir, I noticed you have a RBS credit card.' (Don't tell me she needs an urgent loan from a stranger, I thought) Me: Yes (That's me-all precise and to the point) ' Would you like a so-and-so advantage card, lifetime free?' Me: No(Precise as ever) 'But, Sir, we have the lowest interest rates' Me: No....