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Jaayein to Jaayein Kahaan?

Hi,all!Have been a mite tied up with office work and all.While I write the next post, here's a filler- I can see most of the ladies either smiling or saying'grr', while the gents, of course, nod their head vigorously. NINE WORDS WOMEN USE   (1)   Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.   (2)   Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.     (3)   Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4)   Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!     (5)   Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and...

Pas*words

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Have you ever tried to change your netbanking pas*word online? Well, here's my experience with one, some time back.(After logging in): Enter old pas*word. - I enter old pas*word Enter new pass* word twice - I enter new pas*word twice Pas*word cannot be all numerals - I enter new pas*word twice Pas*word cannot be same as last pas*word - I enter another new pas*word twice Pas*word cannot be same as last 2 passwords - I enter another new pas*word twice Pas*word cannot be same as last 3 pa*swords - I get bugged and enter' Yousuggestthepassword' Pas*word cannot be only alphabets. Enter alphanumerical password - I enter a totally new pas*word Pas*word accepted. Then, I went to Dxb for some time, and logged on after a month. -I login Incorrect pas*word - I enter again(I'm sure it's the correct one since I noted it) Incorrect pas*word-you have two tries left - I enter again Incorrect pas*word-you have one try left - I enter again You...