Jokes,puns,and dialogues
How to get rid of your wife(If you want to): A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank...Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The customer replies, "YES!" The robber raises his gun, points to his head and BANG!!!!!... shoots him in the head and kills him! He then moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, "DID ... YOU ... SEE ... ME ... ROB THIS BANK????" The man calmly responds, "No ... But My Wife Did!" ----------- Solitaire, thanks for giving me this idea. Solitaire asked co-bloggers to name their favourite clichéd dialogues from Hindi movies. Going a step further, I began thinking of the various individual stars and their clichés:(And,I'm not referring to the most famous Gabbar dialogues,et al...they're on everyone's list): So, here goes(The ones which instantly come to my mind): (More additions to the list are welcome) Talking of person-al cliches: M...