Thought for the day: If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. WOODY ALLEN
I came across this article some time back, in my search for,err,quality loos for some clients. And, couldn’t help wondering whether this one would replace a few doctors if it became economical enough? Developed by Toto , this toilet measures glucose levels, BP, fat percentage and your weight.Needless to say that all this information can be transferred to your PC.
The device cleans itself automatically after the one-minute long test. Life mein aur kya chaahiye?(What else do you need in life?)
What next, will the loo also recommend the ideal diet for you based on BMI?
And,here I was, thinking that the remote sensor operated flush system was too much-you know, finish the poo(p), get up, it flushes, if too much poo(p), you have to sit again so that the sensor senses your bums and operates the flush again when you get up. LOL. Oops, did I say, life mein aur kya chahiye? How about music?
Oops, did I say, life mein aur kya chahiye? How about music?Still on Toto, they have come up with a Toilet MP3 that has an MP3 player with an SD slot. The toilet bowl lid is raised and lowered automatically (before and after use) and you do not have to turn back to flush the toilet - the controls are on the wall. Now that is one cool toilet! Time for some c-rap music, anyone?
So much for loo(ny) talk, on to more, err, cheerful topics.
This month, from sunrise to sunset, all restaurants/eateries remain closed(Except in a select few places like Dubai Internet City). Seems quite a depressing sight, sometimes, seeing chairs overturned and kept on tables, which usually,err, teem with life. All private offices work two hours less than normal(Including us,ahem), and, no-one is supposed to be seen on the streets, either eating, or,drinking(No, not even H2O) or smoking. If caught, a heavy fine and imprisonment for a month or so await. This year, people seem to be pretty well-behaved,so far.
Do you F5? (Mehak, are you listening?)..It has nothing to do with hi5, or, any cheery handshakes....I get totally confused, sometimes, with my own blog, and with other blogs. It seems the PC's cache loves to hold on to ole posts, and, so , each time I log on to a site, I'm left wondering whether I should F5 to check for new posts? How do you delete cache memories automatically?I've to do some searches for this, unless one of you knows. There's nothing more frustrating than to know after a week,that you're stuck on the cache while the blogger has posted three new posts already.Grin.
A Toilet is like a committee meeting.
People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.
A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says: “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year! You could learn from him.”
They proceed to the next bull and that sign states: “This bull mated 65 times last year.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “This one mated 65 times last year. That’s over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, big time.”
They proceed to the last bull and his sign reads: “This bull mated 365 times last year.”
The wife’s mouth drops open as she gasps, “WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That’s ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one!”
The man turns to his wife and says, “Yeah, okay. Go on up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow.”----
Till next time, keep smiling.