Irritants
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Thought for the day: All's well that ends.
(No, I did not forget a word)
Irritants of the first order:
Have you ever wondered why some instructions/questions are so silly, nee, stupid.
For example, if you are installing a program (Even Windows XP)on your computer which you really need, why does it ask:
‘I agree to the terms and conditions’. Yes or No.
I mean, if I want the program, why would I say ‘No’?
Or, if you press the delete key, why does it ask ‘Are you sure you want to send so-and-so to the recycle bin?’
Arre, baba, I would prefer to send it beyond the recycle bin, so, why do you ask? How many times do you mistakenly press delete during a day? Not more than once or twice, I am sure.
Still on irritants, it’s something similar to someone asking:
In a movie hall: Come to see a movie?
(Next time someone asks, I’ll say ‘No, I came to see how many people come to see this movie.’, or, ‘No, I am the watchman’)
At the entrance to office building: Hello, going to office?
(I feel like replying ” No, I am just walking backwards, out of the building.:)
Now, since we are still on things which are irritating, how about this one:
(No, I did not forget a word)
Irritants of the first order:
Have you ever wondered why some instructions/questions are so silly, nee, stupid.
For example, if you are installing a program (Even Windows XP)on your computer which you really need, why does it ask:
‘I agree to the terms and conditions’. Yes or No.
I mean, if I want the program, why would I say ‘No’?
Or, if you press the delete key, why does it ask ‘Are you sure you want to send so-and-so to the recycle bin?’
Arre, baba, I would prefer to send it beyond the recycle bin, so, why do you ask? How many times do you mistakenly press delete during a day? Not more than once or twice, I am sure.
Still on irritants, it’s something similar to someone asking:
In a movie hall: Come to see a movie?
(Next time someone asks, I’ll say ‘No, I came to see how many people come to see this movie.’, or, ‘No, I am the watchman’)
At the entrance to office building: Hello, going to office?
(I feel like replying ” No, I am just walking backwards, out of the building.:)
Now, since we are still on things which are irritating, how about this one:
Word Verification on blogs. You write a nice, long comment, and, it vanishes…why? Because the verification letters you wrote were incorrect. Now, if a q resembles a g in the multi-coloured letters which come in the verification. (Hint: people who use this, please remove it. Grin)
Enough of irritants. So, a bit of humour:
How about the following erudite Instructions:
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer
How do you like this erudite quote:
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress
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On to the end-jokes:
Cute pickup lines:
- You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
- Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.-Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
- Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.-Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
- Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
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Till next time, keep smiling.
Comments
ROFL@ the undies pick up line..
BTW I read Who moved my cheese - zor ka jhatka dheere se lagaave!
well, i am not sure if this must have had happened with you, but there have been many times when I did not want to delete somethin but I accidentally clicked it..and then i'd have to cancel it..so u knw delete thing is completely justified :P
word verification..i totally agree with u..it sucks man to see that on some blogs..*grins*
and i so wanna show my undies all the time with the low waist just fallin like anythin :P
grr @ word verification... its sometimes really difficult to interpret the alphabets & numbers esp on facebook.
WOW! really cute pickup lines.
I did a post like this long time ago...if u wanna read go here:
http://keshigirl.blogspot.com/2004/11/things-that-irritate-me.html#comments
:):)
Keshi.
(Next time someone asks, I’ll say ‘No, I came to see how many people come to see this movie.’, or, ‘No, I am the watchman’)
At the entrance to office building: Hello, going to office?
(I feel like replying ” No, I am just walking backwards, out of the building.:)
lol!! This is a major irritant for me. When someone ask the obvious.
Enjoyed the read;)
Cheers!
LOL @ the deep quote :)
:) Liked the day that ends one as well.
:)