Sunday, August 26, 2007


Caption for the above: Smart ad

Thought for the day: All's well that ends.
(No, I did not forget a word)
Irritants of the first order:

Have you ever wondered why some instructions/questions are so silly, nee, stupid.
For example, if you are installing a program (Even Windows XP)on your computer which you really need, why does it ask:
‘I agree to the terms and conditions’. Yes or No.
I mean, if I want the program, why would I say ‘No’?

Or, if you press the delete key, why does it ask ‘Are you sure you want to send so-and-so to the recycle bin?’
Arre, baba, I would prefer to send it beyond the recycle bin, so, why do you ask? How many times do you mistakenly press delete during a day? Not more than once or twice, I am sure.

Still on irritants, it’s something similar to someone asking:

In a movie hall: Come to see a movie?
(Next time someone asks, I’ll say ‘No, I came to see how many people come to see this movie.’, or, ‘No, I am the watchman’)
At the entrance to office building: Hello, going to office?
(I feel like replying ” No, I am just walking backwards, out of the building.:)

Now, since we are still on things which are irritating, how about this one:

Word Verification on blogs. You write a nice, long comment, and, it vanishes…why? Because the verification letters you wrote were incorrect. Now, if a q resembles a g in the multi-coloured letters which come in the verification. (Hint: people who use this, please remove it. Grin)

Enough of irritants. So, a bit of humour:
How about the following erudite Instructions:

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer

How do you like this erudite quote:

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress

On to the end-jokes:

Cute pickup lines:

- You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
- Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.-Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

- Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
Till next time, keep smiling.


kaush said...

oye gold mera hai kya?

kaush said...

okay mera hi hai! LOL@ the pic..speaking of those irritating instructions like "First, remove baby" well I am sure someone or the other down the road didn't do it and then filed a lawsuit to win a gazillion bucks and then the companies were forced to make such instructions. Like I bought a new chair and the warning on the plastic covering on the chair says "this is not a toy" Sigh - add that to your "it happens only in america" list!

ROFL@ the undies pick up line..

BTW I read Who moved my cheese - zor ka jhatka dheere se lagaave!

wacko said...

rofl man hilarious tis..ive blogrolled u!

well, i am not sure if this must have had happened with you, but there have been many times when I did not want to delete somethin but I accidentally clicked it..and then i'd have to cancel u knw delete thing is completely justified :P

word verification..i totally agree with sucks man to see that on some blogs..*grins*

and i so wanna show my undies all the time with the low waist just fallin like anythin :P

Arunima said...

I think the post was very deep. Very deep in the sense, it was very light. Lightness came from the light feeling that one feels after deeply reading the post. ;-) I hope you are getting my point.

ektaran said...

LOL @ the irritants...esp the movie hall one...happens a lot of times...

grr @ word verification... its sometimes really difficult to interpret the alphabets & numbers esp on facebook.

WOW! really cute pickup lines.

Keshi said...

HILARIOUS! hahaha!

I did a post like this long time ago...if u wanna read go here:


Sweetstickychewy said...

***In a movie hall: Come to see a movie?
(Next time someone asks, I’ll say ‘No, I came to see how many people come to see this movie.’, or, ‘No, I am the watchman’)
At the entrance to office building: Hello, going to office?
(I feel like replying ” No, I am just walking backwards, out of the building.:)

lol!! This is a major irritant for me. When someone ask the obvious.

Enjoyed the read;)


Bla said...


Marlee said...

Common movie hall question: "What are you doing here?!" Um...the same as you :-I

LOL @ the deep quote :)

austere said...

Great comment, Arunima. :)

:) Liked the day that ends one as well.

Alka said...

What a pic. And you will not revel about your khazana. :-)But your post is good too. What a keen observer you are. I see these things written here and there but didn't give much thought...

Shreya said...

LOL @ irritants and their annoying questions. Btw, I have found myself asking those questions to people out of force of habit, just to get, you know, the conversation going :P But it is hilarious to poke fun at such questions nonetheless!! :D

AmitL said...

Hi,Kaush,Yes,Gold Aapka hi hai.grin.Hehe..yes,I'll add the chair one to the 'it happens only in America' list.Nice to see that you read 'Who moved my cheese' stop, read' I moved your cheese'.(I have the book,haven't read it yet)

AmitL said...

Hi,Wacko...glad u liked the post,and,tks for blogrolling me.(Laughter guaranteed, most of the time):)I didn't think of the delete button that way.:)LOL at the low waist jeans bit.

AmitL said...

LOL...Arunima, you get the prize for the 'best comment'.:)I found it really deep, at the same time it was quite light, making me go deep into the meaning of that,before light dawned.

AmitL said...

Hi,Ektaran...yes,word verification is an irritant,na?:)Glad u liked the pickup lines.

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi...tks...will go there now and check it out.:)

AmitL said...

Hi,SweetSc...glad u liked the post.

AmitL said...

Hi,bla..more comments pls??:)LOLz

AmitL said...

Hi,Marlee..yes,that's another smart answer.Will try it out.:)

AmitL said...

Hi,Austy..yes,Arunima's comment was grt.:):)

AmitL said...

Hi,Alka...glad u liked the pic..khazana...hahahaaha...there's no such secret..:)Just an eye open here and there.:)

AmitL said...

Hi,,you know what answers to expect when we meet..LOL.:)