If we-If she- If we....
Thought for the day:“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”...Albert Einstein
This post is inspired by a similar post by Keshi,which,of course, was 'the other way round'thoughts.:) To be frank, I found most of the points in one of my collection of jokebooks, (So, it's not original like Keshi's post was...Sighh) , I edited them a bit, but still included them all. (Before Austy or anyone asks, nee, all might not be applicable to me..haha)
Men’s thoughts:
If we:
Put the woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, we are MCPs.
Stay at home and do the housework, we’re a pansy.
Work too hard, there is never any time for her and the kids.
Don’t work hard enough, we’re a good for nothing layabout
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, that is exploitation.
If we have such a job, we should get off our butts and find something better.
Moral of the story: Why fight it, guys? You can't win..so,forget your ego, flow with the tide, and you'll have a 'majaa ni life',(A Joyful Life) as Munnabhai says. This of course, does not apply to those who get their daily dose of adrenaline by arguing/fighting/screaming at their girlfriends/colleagues/wives/....:)
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On to some nice end-jokes:(Hope I am not repeating them, Shreya....you have a good memory- and noticed that the last one was a repeat)
This one tests your GK:
A: Sita- with Ravana
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Two IT officers are sitting together. Suddenly, the first one starts laughing hysterically. The second one asks’ What happened?’
Reply: I’m just seeing Mallika Sherawat’s IT return.
Second one: So?
First one: Laundry bill is shown as Rs. 7 lakhs- I guess she doesn't know how many zeroes come in 70/-.
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Till next time, keep smiling.
Comments
thats true u know. LOL!
Keshi.
& nice thought for the day!!
End-jokes...sunne ve hai...got both as text msgs looong time back.
I would add...Just Smile & Nod ~ gets YOU far and in good favour ;)
hhaha..:P
-> 'Men's thoughts' was real funny *lol*. But I think if a man remains the way he was when the woman fell for him (and vie versa), all will be a smooth-sail. Friction occurs when things change- suddenly or gradually. What say? *hmmm*
-> *LOL* @ the 'End Jokes'- Sit, Mallika *grinning from ear to ear*
-> Okay now Blogspot's going good. How about sprucing the page up a little, though- adding links/colour etc.??
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