Thursday, March 18, 2010

Jaayein to Jaayein Kahaan?

Hi,all!Have been a mite tied up with office work and all.While I write the next post, here's a filler- I can see most of the ladies either smiling or saying'grr', while the gents, of course, nod their head vigorously.

 Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
 Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 
 Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 
 That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 
 Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
 Whatever:Is a woman's way of saying F--YOU!
 Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

For the newly-weds,or those about to be married, well, don't say I never warned you!!ROFL!

Have a great day!


~ Lopa said...

hahaha, i have come across this one several times and still i make it a point to read it everytime i come across it, it always brings a smile to me.

Well, to be honest that's because most of the things are actually true...lolz

The Double Inverted Commas said...


AmitL said...

Hi,'s a joke,and,most of it's true,na?Admit it..:)
DIC-glad u liked it..did u see the next post?:)