Tell me, is this a serious email?
Dear Mr. Amit,
Please find attached Statement of account and do the need full urgently, because your account is not coming on phone line and conveying massage by secretory.
Please do some thing I am in very bed position."
And,this one from a lady supplier:
We have been constantly trying to contact you for last two days, but have not been able to get through. Had left a massage in your voice mail & also with your receptionist yesterday.
Life's good fun,na, if you keep your eyes open!!:)