A fan, a fan


Tick the right answer:

1. When you are a fan of someone, you show your appreciation by leaving a pedestal fan outside their door in the wee hours of the morning, so that when they open the door, the first thing they see is a ‘fan’.
2. When you have a bad memory and want to mark a flat amidst a set of identically looking(read’door’ed) flats, you leave an ‘identifier’ outside the door to remember which one you have identified.(Hopefully not with the intent of robbery).
3. When you have a big non-working item which does not fit into the garbage chute and which you’re too lazy to take down (in the elevator, not the steps) to the rubbish bin just outside the building, you leave it outside the door of one of your neighbours, content with the knowledge that they will take care of it.

4. When you want to create trouble with your neighbour, you peep into their flat and, if you have anything which is the same( like a pedestal fan) as you do, you leave it outside their flat in the wee hours of the morning. Knowing that a curious person will take it inside and check it out to see if it’s working, you may then knock the door and have a shouting match with them, accusing them of stealing stuff from your flat.

5. When you win a prize in a newspaper contest, the newspaper boy delivers it as a part of the morning newspaper delivery.

6. When you sleep-walk, you pick up any nearby item which you can, open your door and deposit it right outside your doorstep.

So, which one did you pick? Analysis and answer tomorrow!!
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Joke for the day:
Now, this is a deep pun-so, read carefully:
A guy is telling his friend about the concert he went to last night.
"It was just fantastic! Mozart, Scarlotti, Beethoven, Scott Joplin,
even Janis Joplin! He made it all live! Beautiful."

"Wow! What instrument does he play?"
"Uh, well, the windbreaker. He passes gas."
"You mean he goes up there on stage and cuts the cheese? And people
pay to hear it?"
"Well, yeah, it sounds strange. But with a real musician, it doesn't matter what instrument he plays. He's got music inside him. Whatever he's playing, it'll show."
"You mean?"
"Yeah. His soul is greater than the hum of his farts."
(Hint: Twist of: The Whole is Greater than the Sum of the Parts)
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Quote for the day:
The purpose of life is to live life for a purpose.

Comments

aaaaaaaaaaaaargh. wotta pun!
Vinita Apte said…
hehehehhehe looks like u r a fart jokes fan.I chose num 2.
Keshi said…
#3 lol!


**you leave it outside the door of one of your neighbours, content with the knowledge that they will take care of it

we cant do that over here w.o. getting a $1000 fine by the Council!

btw Amit I will be posting the Flatmate posts soon...ur's will be first :) Will tell u when that post is up...most prolly after the wknd.

Keshi.
AmitL said…
Hi,Cyn--hahaha!I expected that reaction from you..great pun,na?
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Hi,Aquarius,nee,LP:I'm a fan of all jokes,not just the boom-bam type.:)
And,number 2 is close,but not the right answer.:)
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Hi,Keshi-you guessed right!!details coming in the next post.
And,wow-flatmates post coming up?Grt!!Will look fwd to that,as I do to all ur posts.haha:)
Vinita Apte said…
did u check my answer on your inspirations website?
Arunima said…
i'll come to read the analysis. now, that you have already told the correct answer.
Vinita Apte said…
hey Amit where are you man....you have completely disappered. Hope you are ok....respond please
Keshi said…
since ur missing from blogville these days, I decided to post it next week.

Hope all is well with ya?


Keshi.

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