Those little lines

They are back, they are back- those little lines I love so much. Those lines which I read, either when I begin my walk or when I'm ending it..you got it-I refer, of course, to the interesting ads people put up on every possible place- from the wooden board of a construction area to the lighting poles to the sides of cola dispensers...here are some of the good ones,nee,better ones. (Expert comments are welcome!)
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- Wanted:
Man/LAdy bedspace and couple also!
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Bedspace available- AED 675- only bath attached and balcony
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Room available for decent couple
(My takes on this one-

- Imagine some couple landing up at the advertiser's doorstep and saying' Hey,man!We're pretty indecent. We'll roam around in the room nude most of the time. But we're interested in taking this room...

- Or,imagine someone saying' We're not really decent-we never maintain the place we stay in, and keep the rooms and the kitchens as dirty as possible.Will you rent us the place?
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-Partition available for Philipinas
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- Partition available for bachelors, also partition with double bed for couples.
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-Funny quote of the week:
Mrs. White: Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. (From movie: Clue)

Banta and his colleagues were at work one day when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought tickets, seeing it was for charity.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
His colleague who won the first prize got six month's supply of Cadbury's chocolates.
Second prize winner got three month's supply of Cadbury's chocolates.
Banta won the tenth prize - a toilet brush.
About a week later, at the office canteen, the first prize winner asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
"Great," said the the seond prize winner, "I love chocolates""So do I," said the first prize winner.
"And how's the toilet brush?" he asked Banta
"Not so good," Banta said, "I think I'll go back to toilet paper."
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Sardar to wife: What is this you have made? It tastes like shit.
Wife: (Bangs hands on head): Good Lord, what all have you eaten in the past?
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Sardar meets his old friend and says” A&B, A&B, A&B, A&B”
Friend(puzzled): What is this?
Sardar: Long time no C.
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Till the next post, keep smiling.

Comments

Vinita Apte said…
- Wanted:
Man/LAdy bedspace and couple also!- this is putting all sorts of weird ideas in my head....heheheh

And Amit you are becoming the King of PJ's. Thanks for making me laugh :)
5/07/2009 12:01 PM
ishipishi said…
ha ha...good ones :) ! definitely got me chuckling away subah subah! :P
5/08/2009 6:43 AM
Cynic in Wonderland said…
heheh good lines.
5/08/2009 8:12 AM
Arunima said…
forwarded one of the jokes to colleagues to spread the laughter.
5/08/2009 9:03 AM
austere said…
Great one liners. You do spot them, don't you?
5/09/2009 10:03 AM
AJ said…
Great ads!!! funny how they call them bedspaces, and not bedrooms...so does any space that allows one to fit in a standard issue bed can be called a bedspace, like a balcony, or a corridor???Lol... neway, i know a new post is due from my side...been busy shifting and all...promise to put up something by tomorrow...
5/10/2009 10:30 PM
AmitL said…
Hi,Aquarius-yes,it did put all sorts of ideas in my mind too when I read it and decided to share it here..ROFL..Glad you had a good laugh..as they say 'we aim to please'.
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Hi, Ishi-tku:)
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Hi, Cyn..:)
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Hi,Arunima-tell me the reactions from colleagues,please!:)
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Hi,Austy-tks-yes,it does make my walks more interesting.
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Hi,Arabica-you're right...I've seen some of these places and it's unbelievable.Some pics came in the papers-can you imagine a double bed in a passage?
And,aah-waiting for your post.
Will check now.
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5/12/2009 4:32 PM
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