Laugh of the Day

This one gave me the laugh of the day. Detailed post coming shortly.

I'm not saying she's easy, but Hoover classifies her tongue as a vacuum cleaner.

Comments

Keshi said…
HAHAHAHAHAHA good one! wut a tongue then!

Can I send my tongue stats to Hoover to get a grading?


btw Amit come n take part in my current post..u'll hv some good lines to add Im sure! :)

Keshi.
1/22/2009 4:48 AM
AmitL said…
Hi,Keshi--LOL..yep,try it!!:)Let me know the results.
1/24/2009 5:35 PM
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