I speaketh the good English


Some gems I've come across lately:
- "Do not use this chair for any other purpose than massage"
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 -Today's menu:

-Red Bins

-Black Bins

-Masala Singh

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 - Please do not spit this area.

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- Have a great fun on the water boat.

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Was checking out my visitor tracker, and,apparently,these are some of the searches that brought people to my blog:

Search Term

drill down

1

25.00%

ideas to fool with fake birthday gifts

drill down

1

25.00%

bhakharvadi recipe with photo

drill down

1

25.00%

meri shirt bhi sexy

drill down

1

25.00%

good recipe of poona misal

Amazing,huh, what people search for, and,how it brings them to a blog.:)

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Till next time, then. Cheerio...got lots more to write about, but, all that in the next post(s). Which,if it isn't before 01.01: 

Here's Wishing You All a Scintillating, Dazzling New Year, and may all your wishes come true!!

Comments

Arunima said…
ha ha, and I have no idea who is coming from where. Need to do somethign about it.

Would love to see you do my tag though I haven't really mentioned names.
12/30/2008 8:22 AM
austere said…
bhakarvadi???

That was hilarious.

Thanks.
12/30/2008 9:49 AM
Cynic in Wonderland said…
yus i get those weird ones also. i keep on getting people searching for pallu falling off for school teachers. wonder why anyone is searching for that.

new year wishes to you and family. hope you have a wonderful year ahead.
1/01/2009 10:44 AM
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