Filler Post

Time for a ‘filler post’ again. (Read: Want to post, but too busy):

Joke of the day:


Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
(Note:He's being released from hospital after a week)
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There's this guy's wife who thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes.
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A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever!Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?
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This one, I’m sure some people must’ve read, but, it’s too hilarious to not share in such 'filler posts'. (Sol,don't kill me for that remark!:))And, believe me, it could well be a true incident:

Gujarati Funeral ...

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba)arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,

I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT .

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 4 cans of cheese,10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan.


There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.

Please distribute all these fairly.


PS : If anything more required let me know soon as possible as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days.

Till the next post,cheerio!!Keep smiling.

Comments

austere said…
This is for the sitemeter.

:)

Not read.
8/04/2008 4:53 PM
Tinsel town buzz said…
OMG! Your filler posts are just as amusing.. ROFL at the Gujarati funeral joke :P
8/05/2008 12:24 AM
Keshi said…
LOL too funny!

Keshi.
8/05/2008 11:13 AM
AmitL said…
LOL..Austy,come om now.I can't write jokes like that,na??---
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Hi,Shreya..haha..glad u liked it.
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Hi,Keshi...tks.:)
8/05/2008 8:15 PM
Anonymous said…
Кто хочет работать - ищет средства, кто не хочет - причины. маленький человек, когда он хочет работать, - непобедимая сила! Награды ничего для меня не значат.Моя награда - моя работа. Работа - это главное в жизни. Если же ты что-то сделал пусть медленно, но хорошо, то быстро все позабудут, что ты работал медленно, зато будут долго вспоминать, что ты сделал это хорошо. Не откладывайте на завтра то, что можно сделать сегодня. Ничто так не тушит безделье, как зажжённый энтузиазм. Хотите достойную работу.

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