Advice
Whew…every now and then I come across an email/ article which leaves me wondering how much research went into it. For eg, here are 10 recommendations which the Family
Guidance and Reformation Department at the Courts here gives to newly married couples.
Guidance and Reformation Department at the Courts here gives to newly married couples.
Recommendations to wives:
* Men are different from women.
* Men are not talkative, so don't nag.
* Men like to be the focus of a woman's attention so don't ignore them or make them feel unwanted.
* Men like to talk about their work, so don't expect them to talk about everything you like.
* Men may have a hard time expressing their feelings, so don't force them to say something they don't want to say.
* Men by nature hate failure, so try not to criticise them.
* Men like to be alone when they get angry, so don't intrude on their solitude.
* Men are capable of solving problems, so don't impose your thoughts on them.
* Men don't shop that much and they like a contented woman, so don't be too demanding
* Men like a woman who can satisfy their desires, so shower them with love and care as well as
appreciation.
Recommendations to husbands
* Women are different from men.
* Women are more sensitive and emotional and expect your support all the time.
* Women like a man who flirts with them and satisfies them Se*ually.
* Women like to talk about themselves, so don't criticise them.
* Women like shopping and spending money, so don't be a miser.
* Try to offer her gifts and invite her to go out frequently
appreciation.
Recommendations to husbands
* Women are different from men.
* Women are more sensitive and emotional and expect your support all the time.
* Women like a man who flirts with them and satisfies them Se*ually.
* Women like to talk about themselves, so don't criticise them.
* Women like shopping and spending money, so don't be a miser.
* Try to offer her gifts and invite her to go out frequently
* Women like to feel loved and cared for.
* Don't think of committing adultery because it is very harsh on a woman's feelings .
* Women like to be heard or listened to, so don't stay away from your wife
* Women's moods and attitudes change during pregnancy and
M*nstruation so take this into consideration.
* Women need a man to trust and rely on, so don't disappoint her.
All of you out there, how much does it match you? My comments after I hear from you.:)
Time for some fun puns:
Upon finally getting up courage and visiting a nud*st camp, he was pleased to discover that the first day was the hardest.
A woman came screaming into the local police station shouting, "I've been graped! I've been graped!" The policeman on duty stared and said, "Madam, do you mean you've been raped?" "No," she said, "there was a bunch of them!"
How’s this for ‘Height of Revenge’ against our former rulers:
briteesh rooled avar kantry far many ears dey destrayed avar kulture, so y wait? let us destray ther laanguvege lyke dis.
* Don't think of committing adultery because it is very harsh on a woman's feelings .
* Women like to be heard or listened to, so don't stay away from your wife
* Women's moods and attitudes change during pregnancy and
M*nstruation so take this into consideration.
* Women need a man to trust and rely on, so don't disappoint her.
All of you out there, how much does it match you? My comments after I hear from you.:)
Time for some fun puns:
Upon finally getting up courage and visiting a nud*st camp, he was pleased to discover that the first day was the hardest.
A woman came screaming into the local police station shouting, "I've been graped! I've been graped!" The policeman on duty stared and said, "Madam, do you mean you've been raped?" "No," she said, "there was a bunch of them!"
How’s this for ‘Height of Revenge’ against our former rulers:
briteesh rooled avar kantry far many ears dey destrayed avar kulture, so y wait? let us destray ther laanguvege lyke dis.
Comments
If you notice, some of them are so contradictory... and some are plain stereotypical and shitty.
>>Men like to be the focus of a woman's attention so don't ignore them or make them feel unwanted.>> as opposed to THIS: >>Women like to talk about themselves, so don't criticise them.>> Aha... so the women should talk about the men and the men should let the women talk abt themselves???
Oh and THIS was plain annoying: Women like shopping and spending money, so don't be a miser.
Yeah, I like to shop ... BIG DEAL... I can use my own money for it.
BOTH lists say don't criticize your spouse. If the man is being an idiot, why shouldn't the woman CONSTRUCTIVELY criticize what he's doing? And if the woman does nothing else but talk about herself and be a self-centred b****, then you'd think a little criticism was due, wouldn't you???
I'm not saying these lists are wrong and stuff... but as I said, some things are a little contradictory...
LOL-I bet u've seen many people destroying the Eng language,out there.:)
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Hi,D-haha..that's what I meant by 'which leaves me wondering how much research went into it'...it IS pretty contradictory,yes,as you so adroitly pointed out..frankly,I think the simplest advice would be to forget one three letter word'ego'.
*** Men like a woman who can satisfy their desires, so shower them with love and care as well as
appreciation.
Cos men dun 'shower' anyways. HAHAHA!
Keshi.