Happy V Day



Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
I know, there're many out there who feel the day is too hyped, and, primarily courtesy the greeting cards n gifts companies. But,then, think of it- what's the harm in having a day when you specially convey your love and affection for your loved ones? In my dictionary, anything which doesn't promote hatred,jealousy,illwill- is a good day,and this is one of them. Wonder if the moral brigade in our cities in India is on the alert,like it was last year, busy breaking up celebrating couples, burning cardshops et al?I certainly hope not!

Speaking of 'ideas' for today, how're these from one of our leading papers?
-A warm cuddle or a gentle caress, a hot massage or a spa bath, scented candles, flowers, or chocolates – these are just some techniques that you can try out this Valentine Day.(That sounds like an ad for Archies card and gifts gallery)

- Blindfold her with a silk scarf. The scarf will hinder her vision and heighten other senses Have fun with chocolate (it also gives you an excuse to eat it without feeling guilty). Use whipped cream, chocolate sauce, strawberries, champagne or wine, feed her, or let her lick it off your body.
The funniest part of the article was the following line:

Hint: Keep the blindfold on at all times!
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Speaking of V. Day logos, here's my favourite website's logo for today. So cute, isn't it?Do you imagine yourself in as sprightly a condition as the couple below?

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Speaking of articles, is this one a spoof(April 01 is still far away). And, if true, imagine putting such a title in your experience list in your CV.And,further, in case you have not experienced any problems with this product, should you feel happy that you're equivalent to an African or a Caucasian?
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Inspirations updated.
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On to the end jokes:
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?""You shall know tonight", he said.That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

What people say about marriage:
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
Till next time,keep smiling.

Comments

Keshi said…
Look who's getting all cosy n sexy now? :) Happy V-day to ya Amit!


**You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

u dun mean that abt ur marriage rite? :)

Keshi.
2/15/2008 9:29 AM
austere said…
That google logo is so CUTE!
And Charlie Brown rocks, as always.

That's it.
2/15/2008 4:38 PM
Tinsel town buzz said…
Happy V-Day Amit! :)

Btw, this one's a repeat:

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
2/16/2008 4:24 AM
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