Gyan Time




Thought for the day: Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced.

Time for some gyan:

Things to do when stuck in traffic/walking along the road/waiting for a bus/taxi:

- Look at the number plates of vehicles passing by. Total up the digits, and, total up the two digit total and see whether it’s an odd or an even number. Then, compare with your lucky number and it's multiples(mine is 4 and it's multiples) and feel happy when more of those numbers turn up.


- Size up people based on your guesstimate as to what they must be earning. For eg, That scrawny looking guy, wearing a dull coloured shirt and trousers? 600/- dhs. The suited-booted, ‘tied’, but uncomfy looking guy: 6000/-, but, forced to wear a suit.
The relaxed guy, wearing a tight Giordano Tee, a Ed Hardy cap, and other paraphernalia, including ½ a bottle of perfume? Recently affluent, got a nice rise of around 2-3 k recently. Trying to adjust to his new affluence.
Then, there’s the ‘designer’ people- everything is designer, from the hair to the undies(when visible in low-waist trousers/ jeans/transparent designerwear)

What else do you do when in such situations? YAWNNN.
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On to the end joke ( Shreya, a veggie joke, as requested)
(Warning to the unmarried ones reading this! Also, clarification: it can always be the other way round, too!)

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.


Till next time, keep smiling.

Comments

Keshi said…
:) wuts gyan btw?

Keshi.
2/13/2008 8:16 AM
Michelle said…
'gyan' means knowledge kesh :)

and tht pic totally cracked me up amit...!

wen my frnds and i are really bored, if we spot a vehicle with a triple number, we hit eachother thrice....its very lame...but thats how bored we get LOL
2/13/2008 11:24 AM
austere said…
:)
I think up stories with the ppl I see around, and its great fun.
2/15/2008 4:36 PM
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