Monday, November 12, 2007

Signs of the Times

Thought for the day:The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions

Hi,all..hope you had a dazzling Diwali...here's wishing you a scintillating New Year as well-may all your wishes come true.

I wonder how many of you know,that they plan to do away with the hyphen mark. For example, well-being, will soon be wellbeing. I wonder if, taking a cue from this, some people out here are putting up their ads accordingly- like, there's this ad:


Baby
Sitting
in
Karama
Contact:
(And,there's a pic of a cute three-hairs baby just below it). I wonder whether's really "A baby sitting" in Karama?LOL.
Then, another funny ad,which they refuse to remove from the barber shop I go to:


Hair Cut
Baby Cut(Can you imagine this?????Arghh)
Hair shampoo
Dhadi setting(It takes a while to realize that they are referring to the beard.)
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On to the end jokes:
The Englishman's paramour told him she was pregnant, and said, "If you do not marry me, I shall kill myself." "Oh I say!" replied her lover, "You really are a decent sort."

A prayer for the stressed
Oh God!Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23%on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday, and
5% on Friday.
Help me to remember...
When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only four to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!

(Oohh...how often I feel like that,these days.LOL)

Till next time,keep smiling!

8 comments:

Keshi said...

ROFL Amit u come up with the funniest jokes. TY for the laughs! :)

Keshi.

Curious said...

hahahaaaaa.... Yea have seen these kinds of ad's esp near bus stations and so on... really who writes these crap?

Shalom said...

I've been feeling.....blah.....no other word for it, and your jokes have literally brightened up my day...many thanks!

Shreya said...

jokes-vokes sab sahi hai, bidu :D

AVIANA said...

you have a quirky sense of humor...stopping by to say hi!


:)

Project 71 said...

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Anz said...

hahaha...just LOVED the prayer..i feel like that too :D....he he still laughing and feeling a lot better after a stressful day.

Belated diwali wishes to the 3 A's.

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi..you're welcome.
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Curious,yes,it's amazing,na??:)
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Hi,Shalom...thanks for the nice words..glad the post brightened up your day.
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Hi,Aviana-I take that as a compliment.:)
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Hi,Anz..tks for the wishes,and,for the visit.:)
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