Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Camel Milk,etc


There is no point in being grown up, if you can't be childish sometimes.

NOTE: Editing done at 940 PM: I finally wrote the first post on new inspirations blog. Comments welcome,if found comment-worthy.I'm writing there,firstly,to share my inspirations,secondly,to store the inspirations at one location.

Recent incident at a dairy shop here.

Me: Buying the usual skimmed milk,etc.
Lady: Buys something and goes out. Then, suddenly, enters again.
Lady to dairy guy: Why’d you charge me 8 Dirhams for this full cream milk bottle? It’s only 5 Dirhams
Dairy guy: Madam, it’s camel milk.
Lady: (Horrified): Is that what I took yesterday?)
Me( Amused): Ma’m, these two bottles are alike.
Lady(Even more horrified): But, I made Diwali mithaai(sweets) with this.
Dairy guy: Smiles
Lady(Irked by smile): If anything happens to anyone, I’ll, I’ll….*walks out annoyedly.*

I still saw the shop open yesterday, so, I guess no-one fell ill after eating sweets made in camel milk.

Moral: Look before you pay.
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Camel milk, by the way, is supposed to be healthier than normal cow’s milk. Anyone tried it out there?
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That reminds me of another horrified person- a friend of mine, who excitedly came out of the grocery store a year or so back, waving a bottle, saying ‘Look, I found caramel milk’(He’d just arrived here, so all this was new for him). And, I told him- it’s camel not caramel. He was so horrified he dropped the bottle.(It was plastic, luckily).

Read this extract I found’ Cow's milk lacks the amount of protein, energy, essential vitamins, casein, fat, and lactose contained in camel's milk as well, indicating both by digestion and nutrition that camel's milk is the healthier of the two.’
Want to read more? Go here.
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On to the end jokes:
Little Johnny and little Bobby and in a verbal battle, "my father is better than your father!" said Bobby. "No, he's not!" said Johnny. "My brother is better than your brother!" said Bobby. "No, he's not!" said Johnny. "My mother is better than your mother!" said Bobby. Little Johnny paused for a moment and said: "well you've got me there. My father says the same thing."
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An analyst was listening to a voluptuous beauty with a problem of her own. "It's liquor, doctor," she sobbed. "I'm really a very nice girl, but just as soon as I've had a drink or two, I become uncontrollably passionate and I want to make love to whomever I happen to be with." "I see," the analyst said thoughtfully. "Well, suppose I just mix us up a couple of cocktails here and then you and I can sit down, nice and relaxed, and discuss this compulsive neurosis of yours."
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"Just try to relax, this won't take long," said the gynaec trying to calm the obviously nervous young blonde patient. "Haven't you ever been examined like this before?" he asked. "Yeah, sure," she replied, "but not by a doctor!"

Till next time,keep smiling.

11 comments:

austere said...

that poster is completely hilarious. All these ailments one has never ever studied about.
For a punishment, one should have to read out the ailments with a straight face.

Amul Taaza nahi milta?

Sweetstickychewy said...

Loved ya quote of the day. Makes much sense.

And camel milk? i had no idea camel produce drinkable milk..lol..

That was some information.

Hope u are feeling better.

Cheers!

Keshi said...

wud u believe it Amit I've tasted some sweets made outta Camel milk n I wanted to die immediately after that when I got to know wut it was!

Keshi.

AmitL said...

Hi,Austy- yes,it is..:)And,haven't you seen such posters,when in a train bound for Delhi??
Amul Taaza milta hai- not Amul Taaza camel milk,of course.
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Hi,SweetSc..yes,it makes sense to me too..
Re. camel milk- ya,before I came to the Gulf,even I didn't know that.Wonder whether it's popular in Rajasthan?
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Hi,Keshi-wow-you have tasted camel milk sweets?Were they different from normal?I don't think they could've been too bad in taste.:)

Marlee said...

Camel milk? Wat abt camel meat?!

:-D

AmitL said...

Hi,Marlee-neee,not camel meat-I'm a veggie.:)

Keshi said...

there was no big difference in the sweets but Im not the same Keshi anymore. LOL!


Keshi.

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi...err,I'm almost afraid to ask- what happened after devouring the camel milk sweets??Any,err,camel-like habits??smiles.

Keshi said...

nah I turned chinese. min chao chen lie huen?

Keshi.

Curious said...

oooooh Amitji..

you can easily call myself "curiously curious" cos i've tried tried tested survived most types of milk!

Cow's milk ofcourse I have it everyday...so does everyone else here!

Buffalo's - Very similar to Cow's i think..Didn't find any real diff!

Goat's milk - I'm not sure if i'll ever drink it again! Again it's a matter of taste!

Camel's Milk... It does have a strange taste...Kinda smoky feel to it..And i'd definitely not want to knowingly put it in my bowl of cereals... Sweets! Maybe if somene tricked me into havin it.. without telling me it's camel's milk yea!!!

Donkey's Milk :)) :)) Abs Horrendous!!!

Soy Milk
Oat and rice Varieties too! - Balnd..Doesn't deserve to called milk!

When I had traveled to London I even had something called the posh cow's milk.. Apparently Prince Charles drink it! :D

:D :D Anyways what matters is that I never had any tummy troubles or loo troubles after trying out each...And I'm still alive!

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