Who are you?

(Note: Above pic is a repeat, I believe-regular readers will know,especially Red)

Thought for the day:Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
(That's one of my favourites)

While I was returning from my second walk of the evening, I bumped into someone,and here goes that conversation.
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Him: Hello,Amit.
Me: Hello.(feeling the face is familiar)
Him: This is my wife.
Me:(Bowing slightly,as I usually do): Hello
Him: You stay here?
Me: I forgot, who are you?
Him: I'm T.
Me:(Very sheepish,since he's one of the good people I deal with): Oh, I couldn't recognize you in a T-shirt-you look different in office wear.
Him: *Quite happy to hear that*...oh,that's all right.
----- (And,don't anyone talk about age creeping up.It's purely due to the fact that,each month,I come across around thirty to fifty new people,so,how can I remember all?)
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Came across an interesting question from a blood donor,in today's weekend mag,here. It went:
TITLE: Does this guy have your blood?
Question: I just gave blood and was wondering if the person who got my blood, once he was released from hospital, decided to rob a shop and he or she was cut and left blood at the scene. If police did a DNA test, would 'my DNA' show?

Answer:
Giving blood is a wonderful thing. It can also leave you light headed. Next time you'd like to have some juice and cookies and rest before sending a question.(My remark: LOL..just what I'd have replied)

Then,a DNA guru answers:Quote "Very little of the blood donor's DNA would be at the crime scene. Most donated blood has WBCs removed and WBC are what carry the DNA.
If police have a suspect, they get a sample to see if DNA matches. Hopefully, you'd not be a suspect. (BTW, where were you during the crime?Are you sure that this isn't part of a brilliant plan to make us all accomplices,and where's my share of the money?)"
The real criminals blood would have a mix of two people's DNA while the donor's blood would have only the donor's DNA."
The humor ends with the quip: No, Jody to explain why she's wearing pan*yhose over her head".

(LOL,probably at the sheer frustration of reading such a cute answer,me thinks)
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So many serious bloggers have given up blogging. I seriously plan to start a signature campaign to convince them to return to blogworld. I begin with Mehak, since my first attempt to bring her back to blogworld did not work. Grin.:)
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Gujarat Tourism has such a nice website. How is I did not see so many of these interesting places and events? Or, is it just smart marketing?
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On to the end-jokes:
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
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Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal s*x life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's
the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?" He replied, "Yes,you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

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Till next time,keep smiling.