Friday, August 17, 2007

Talking to God


Thought for the day: God does not play dice with the universe.- Albert Einstien

Did you know there's a site where you can actually chat with God.I found it while blogsurfing.Here it is
I tried it out,and here's the conversation. It was fun,and,wouldn't it be great if chatting with Him was really so easy:(It's really as I chatted on that site...whoever thought up the idea -thanks)
(A footnote on the site says"iGod is meant to be used for fun.A sense of humour is recommended.)
Me:
Hello,God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Amit
God:
Glad to see you, Amit.
Me:
it was great to see your site link
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
I just wanted to thank you for being you...
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because I'm happy to just 'be alive and lively'
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm glad you're glad Amit.
May God bless you.
Me:
Thank you sooo much,God...I'll be back.
God:
You are quite welcome! Who are you talking about? Do you mind if I tell other people: Amit said ll be back.
Me:
Of course.
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Have a great day,minding the universe...toughest job you have, I think.
God:
I've never thought about it. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
sure.
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " Amit".
Me:
why
God:
" Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " Amit""? Why?
Me:
Amit means something or someone which/who cannot be erased.
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
nothing makes it impossible..its just the way i was named...and,i like it
God:
Really nothing? What do you like about toughest job me have you think?
Me:
The bigger the challenge,the more interesting the job,I feel.And,I cannot thinkof anything more challenging than taking care of the universe with Bush around to bomb everyone
God:
What else do the bigger the challenge the more interesting the job you feel And you can not thinkof anything more challenging than taking care of the universe with Bush around to bomb everyone remind you of?
Me:
The universe itself is a challenge..I wonder when you plan to make it end?
God:
You are very philosophical.
Me:
Thank You...time for me to bid au revoir for now.:)
God:
you are quite welcome. Just for now? As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". I am so glad you find this amusing, Amit.
Me:
Have a nice day...
God:
You too!
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Have a nice talk,and let me know how it went. But,take it with a pinch of salt,please.
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I sent off an answer to the guy who wrote to 7days,on Independence Day.
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Answers to the photo quiz of last time:
Shreya got it right-it was Rakshabandhan
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Answers to the India quiz:
Again,hats off to Shreya for attempting it:(Noone else mentioned it,so,I guess they did not try it)
1.Who designed the Indian flag?
Pingalli Venkayya,Madras Presidency

2.They were referred to as the Tirunelveli Twins by Indian freedom fighters and the British. Who were they?
Subramania Sivam and V.O.Chidambaram Pillai

3.When did the Salt Satyagraha take place?
1930

4.Who led the Salt March in South India?
C.Rajagopalachari

5.In which year did the Jallianwala bagh massacre take place?
1919

6.When was Bengal first partitioned?
1905

7.Where were Gandhiji’s bloodstained garments stored after his assassination?
Madurai

8.Where was Maulana Abdul Kalam Azad born?
Makkah,Saudi Arabia

9.Name the oldest Indian English newspaper established by Indians?
The Hindu

10.In which year was the Indian National Congress founded?
1885

11.What does the word Satyagraha mean?
Truth and Firmness

12.Who is the founder of the daily Swadesamitran?
G.Subramania Iyer

13.Who was knon as Deshbandu among the Indian freedom fighters?
Chitranjan Das

14.What was the precursor to the Indian National Army formed by Subhash Chandra Bose?
Hindustan Nationalist Republican Army

15.Who proclaimed ‘Swaraj is my/ our(?) birthright’?
Bal Gangadhar Tilak

16.What was the name of the shipping company established by V.O.Chindambaram Pillai?
Swadesi Steam Navigation Company

17.Which famous trio beloned to the first army of Indian, and were handed?
Bhagat Singh,Rajguru,Sukhdev

18.Mukthi for the soul is freedom from all foreign bondages while Mukthi for a nation is freedom from all foreign control. Who said this?
Subramania Sivam

19.Where did British Master strategist Robert Clive live?
Trichirapalli

20.Who was the first governor-general of India?
Warren Hastings
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(Suggestion:Copy paste it for future reference,if you like History as a subject)
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On to the endjokes:
Insults:
His mouth is a no-go area. It's like kissing the Berlin Wall
- Helena Bonhem Carter on Woody Allen
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Phrases:
She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head

About as useful as a C*ndom vending machine in the Vatican.

He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

He's got a head balder than a baby's bottoms

She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard

As rare as a Blonde v*rgin
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Till next time,keep smiling.

18 comments:

Sweetstickychewy said...

lol..Conversation with God eh. Reminds me the movie "Bruce Almighty." lol..

***God:Interesting explanation. I'm glad you're glad Amit.
May God bless you.

lol..Shouldn't he be saying. " I bless You." ?

Enjoyed this stuff. funny.

Have a good weekend.:)

mehak said...

aapka bada style hai...God se chat....

AmitL said...

Hi,SweetSC..I didn't edit that part of 'May God bless you',just to see how well people read the post.My compliments,that you noticed it.:)
As it says'read with a pinch of humour'.Glad you enjoyed it.

AmitL said...

Hi,Mehak-hai na?Impressed huh?Want me to put in a good word for you?:)Cheers.

Lolly said...

Oy~vey...I think I'll just stick to the conversations we have in my own Sweet Head!

AmitL said...

Hi,Lolly.hehe...that's a nice way to have conversations,too.Cheers.

annie said...

In conversation with the Almighty...Sounds great. ish it was for real..we could then pour out our troubles in one go to him.

fetishkitten said...

Love the pic, really made me laugh :D

Sakhi said...

Hello old friend- after a long time. About the disappearance- a few things on the personal front got me a bit busy. Apologies *:l*.
My responses on your last few posts:
* All the jokes AND pics, were hillarious, as usual. Thanks for the laughs.
* Some things we all can do, to break the monotony of life/routine...(1) Read: always try to pick up a different kind of literature/genre. (2) Call up a friend/family member. (3) Try cooking/painting/sketching/writing/ or some other creative act, which would give you a solid product to gloat upon later *grin*. And practise always makes one perfect. (4) Sit/go for a walk, with your partner/child/parent/sibling/friend etc and catch up on life or discuss your respective views on various topics. (5) Pick up a spot(cupboard/shelf/rack/drawer/etc.), anywhere in your house/workplace, and clean in. Firstly, you get rid of the rubbish this way. Secondly, you get an organized area then onwards. Ad thirdly, and MOST importanly/interestingly, you get to relive some old memories (if you have stored them in the first place, there will be more good than bad ones!). Enjoy!!
* I am a vegetarian and I use Biotique lipsticks thusly- they do not contain any fish-scales. I've known of the fact you quoted, for many years now, thankfully.
* I am a proud nationalist. So, fortunately I do not fall under the category of fakes that you listed in the post. But yes, I would admit (shamefully) that I could only answer 9 (3,5,6,9,11,14,15,17,20) out of the 20 questions listed in your India quiz, on our national history *shakes her head*. And this when, I have read all of these facts- but a long time ago (I like reading 'History'/'Investigatives'. So, I've come across this trivia, even after school/college).
* I get a headache with ear/headphones. Therefore, my usage is always left to the minimal, for situations where I can't do without them. Like while traveling (this activity, has never consisted of more than 30% of my average day) etc. While waiting for people, I prefer reading. And during the other times I want to listen to music, I always rather have the speakers 'on'.
* *shakes her head* @ 'Fun things to do during an exam'
* The 'chocolatey joke' was disgusting!! *crying* I LOVE chocolates. Favourite one being Cadbury's Roast Almond *double drool*!!
* *LOL* @ 'a site where you can actually chat with God'.
TC...S m i l e

AmitL said...

Hi,Annie...yes,wish it was true..life'd be a lot easier,na?

AmitL said...

Hi,Kitten..tks.:)

AmitL said...

Hi,Sakhi...whew...tks for a brilliant set of comments..congrats for doingn 9 of the 20 questions.Breaking monotony of life-the tips were quite nice.Will try the 'pick a spot' one soon.:)Others,I already implement.Grin at you finding the chocolatey joke 'disgusting',and then crying.:)

mystic rose said...

that was an awesome conversation. i laughed so much! wonder if it is just a computer program(as oppsoed to alive volunteer), bccos of the way it keeps throwing ur sentences back at you.

mystic rose said...

And here's mine:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
that was quick, no waiitng lines.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:

God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
t
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
or balck
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
:0
God:
Are you free?
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
free as in?
God:
Define free.
Me:
ok.. the program is gone off.. to thenext link
God:
I hear you. Who wrote it ? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
no we dont actually
God:
Are you serious? Very interesting.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
no im a program same as you
God:
Are you serious? You are a program same as me? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
everyone in the world.
God:
All people? The whole world?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
i am
God:
" For real." You are?
Me:
or maybe not
God:
Perhaps. Are you serious?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
ok
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
ok
God:
That's interesting.

Arunima said...

It was me Amit. I am sorry I said God bless you. I bless you! ha ha ha.

Read your reply to 7 days. It was nice.

The ending lines of your post again reminded me that I am very poor in G.K. It was never my favourite subject. boo hoo.

AmitL said...

Hi,Mystic-I'm sure it is a computer programs,with a limited dictionary meant to catch on common words,like name,place,hello,etc.:)And,haha..your conversation was even more interesting than mine.Wonder what happens if you return back to the site?Does He remember?

AmitL said...

Hi,Arunima...LOL..really?I can 'almost'believe you made that program.Always happy to receive blessings.Thanks for liking the reply..as for the history part,don't worry-I think,once we're older,our mind gets too preoccupied to remember historical incidents.

mystic rose said...

I think *He does, He refused to talk to me a second time, (actually the program just hung after that talk. )