Saturday, August 06, 2011

Serial Dialogues



From Everybody Loves Raymond:

The three men of the house, Ray, brother Robert and Dad Frank are gossiping.

Robert: It is always the nature of the female to gather with other females and screech like a tree full of Chinese monkeys.

Ray: Sometimes she(his wife) gets a nervous stomach. It rocks the house. One time, I saw her burp a door open.

Robert: You know what Amy(his wife) does? Sometimes when she laughs, she pees a little.
A chuckle won't do it, but if you really crack her up, you might want to put some papers down.

Ray: Aaaah...wives are disgusting.

Their Dad: You know a good one about your Mother? Her famous sauce- it's store bought....(Both Ray and Robert look on in amazement, since their Mom prides herself on being a great cook)
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And, that's how men gossip...occasionally...LOL.

3 comments:

shooting star said...

men gossips are more vicious!!!

AmitL said...

haha..Sush,that was just a serial.:)

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