From Everybody Loves Raymond:
The three men of the house, Ray, brother Robert and Dad Frank are gossiping.
Robert: It is always the nature of the female to gather with other females and screech like a tree full of Chinese monkeys.
Ray: Sometimes she(his wife) gets a nervous stomach. It rocks the house. One time, I saw her burp a door open.
Robert: You know what Amy(his wife) does? Sometimes when she laughs, she pees a little.
A chuckle won't do it, but if you really crack her up, you might want to put some papers down.
Ray: Aaaah...wives are disgusting.
Their Dad: You know a good one about your Mother? Her famous sauce- it's store bought....(Both Ray and Robert look on in amazement, since their Mom prides herself on being a great cook)
And, that's how men gossip...occasionally...LOL.